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My big fandoms right this minute are:
~ Good Omens
~ Gravity Falls
~ How to Train Your Dragon
~ Welcome to Nightvale
Although you'll occasionally get some:
~ Adventure Time
~ Cardcaptors
~ Community
~ Elementary
~ Fullmetal Alchemist (manga or Botherhood)
~ Hannibal

Consider yourself warned.

traversi:

shimmervee:

everyone’s all for genderfluid cecil but have you ever considered genderfluid carlos

"are you a boy or are you a girl?" "no no, i’m a scientist"

"So uh is that Mr. or Mrs.?"
"Doctor."

mothlikestars:

I’ve just cried laughing at the comments on a Jamie Oliver recipe, there was a typo on the website and everyone put 13 lemons into a pasta sauce and didn’t even question it. Imagine eating 13 lemons, the recipe was for 4 people, imagine having that much trust in Jamie Oliver.

tags: omfg +

xpw:

so today at work I cleaned this old man’s golf clubs and I thought he was getting his wallet out of his bag but instead he pulls out this giant plastic target bag of yellow plums. he tipped us in yellow plums. he told us not to tell anyone we had these and I looked them up because they were so good and these plums are illegal in the US. I got tipped in illegally imported plums. 

dothecreeep:

memewhore:

vrisktorias-sekret:

all-good-usernames-are-taken:

WHAT A LITTLE SHIT

i lOVE HOW HE JUST HESITATES FOR A SECOND

THEN HE JUST

REBELLION”

I’ve never yet been able to resist reblogging this

My cat does this

(Source: dauntlesschristinas)

tags: kitty + gif +

photosynthesexual:

running-hunting-deducing:

sherdoor:

smallnico:

if you were a twin in ancient rome they would name the firstborn and then name the secondborn after the firstborn

except 

if your older twin’s name was geminus, your name would be anti-geminus

that is the equivalent of naming your children steve and not steve

so what happened when triplets were born 

Steve, Not Steve, Definitely Not Steve.

pinkgabbercat:

Birds Rights Activist is the best twitter and sometime perfect satire

swornswans:

bralpha:

bralpha:

so yesterday i got home from my best friend’s birthday party and thirty seconds later my sister comes into my room and asks me if i can keep a secret and i said it depends and she pulled a fucking cat out from behind her back and i was like “i think we can keep this between us”

image

his name is peanut and hes this country’s most precious secret 

well now 171 people know about this you had one job

wwhatevver-ampora:

rayasymanchas:

:D

OMG HERE IT IS, IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS EVERYWHERE

tags: pretty + gif +

orcasoup:

i love how everyone’s just accepted fruit fashion for cecil, you know. dude goes into regular existential crises but he’s gonna wear a fresh pineapple print while he does so. i’m so glad you’re all on my wavelength here.

tags: Welcome to Night Vale +
let’s talk about the physical affects of chronic anxiety because they’re hardly ever acknowledged

baby-snakes:

tombtea:

  • upset stomach and vomiting
  • ulcers
  • muscle aches
  • chronic fatigue
  • hormonal problems
  • irregular menstrual cycles
  • insomnia
  • infections
  • lowered immune system
  • migraines
  • shortness of breath
  • dizziness
  • heart palpitations
  • teeth-grinding
  • rashes

it is a lot more than just “feeling anxious